Mother Nature, please stop.

Ring-Ring. Hello, my name is Shannon. I would like to speak to Mother Nature please. Yes, I'll hold. "Come Sail Away, Come Sail Away... Come and Sail Away With Me" Yes. I'm still here. Uh-huh... okay, I understand. Yes, I'd like to leave a message; "Stop Being Such A Bitch! Oh, and send some of that Global Warming my way while you're at it!" Yes, that's all. Thank you so much! =) I am beginning to think it's personal! Because... the wind ripped our E-Z Up right off of the sun deck this morning! Even with the legs SCREWED-IN to